Welcome! to "I Dated A Hamster"

What is a Hamster?  According to Urban Dictionary.com. it has many meanings:


An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:

H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway

To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.

A "Dirty Hamster" is a woman with little regard for cleanliness.

For the purposes of our discussions, let's use a broader definition:

A "Hamster," for the purposes of this Blog, shall be defined as a woman who is clueless, runs around on the wheel of life, makes questionable decisions and leaves a mess behind, all in the figurative sense.

I invite others to share their stories, anonymously, and they'll be posted here.  I reserve the right to alter names and to correct spelling and grammar, but beyond that, pretty much anything goes.

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